The I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks Seven Inch

Question: What's made of vinyl, measures seven inches and is more flamboyant than Dick "Darrin Number One" Sargent? No, it's not your inflatable replica of Don Johnson's johnson, it's the "I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks" seven inch single, featuring three rump-wrangling versions of the number 167 selling single as well as a cover portrait of Jimmy Pop and Spanky G in their sailor suits that's so homo it makes the Village People's "In The Navy" video look straighter than a Russ Meyer film. A whopping $10.00.